Keeping your house free of excrement

I'm moving house soon, which means for the last couple of Saturdays, my real estate agent has been arranging to have people come in and see it. Now, I've lived here for over two years and in that time have never had the need, nor the inclination to add a nice layer of shit to my polished wooden floors.

However, the guy who came to see my place yesterday decided that during his fifteen minute visit to my house he felt it was necessary to cover my floors with excrement. How nice for him. I hope he dies from poisonous spiders laying eggs in his eyeballs.

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